Friday, May 10, 2013

i'll just go and hide now.

i'm a clumsy and weird person 
therefore, i've had a lot of embarrassing moments - 
a list that can probably fill up an entire notebook.

my most embarrassing moment
is too inappropriate for this blog
especially since i have family who reads it every once in a while
{hi mom, hi future mother-in-law!}
so unfortunately i won't be able to disclose that story
but i will tell you about my second most embarrassing moment.

(this picture actually has nothing to do with the story. i told you, i'm just weird.)

it was back in college
and i was hanging out with my bff/roomie,
having a total "girls night",
watching grey's anatomy 
(gosh those earlier seasons were SO GOOD)
and chowing down on our own
pints of ben and jerry's. 
my boyfriend at the time lived right up the street and decided to surprise us
by knocking on the door just as we were finishing our ice cream. 
he joined us in the living room and we talked about our day, yada-yada-yada.
a few minutes passed and my stomach started to HURT.
shocker, i had just eaten an entire pint of ice cream.
i'm not going to get into specifics, 
but you know how guys think that us women don't fart 
(or even poop for that matter?)
well, about 10 minutes after he got there
i had no control over the situation
and sadly unveiled the truth to his poor, stupid brain.
unfortunately, it wasn't one of those quiet ones either.

he was of course shocked and disgusted,
but apparently he was not disgusted enough to break up with me
because we dated for another year.

(me dressed up as the stay puft marshmallow man during a greek week competition in college. 
and no, this is not my most embarrassing moment.)

so ladies,
if it's one thing we learned from this post
it's that if you accidentally let one slide in front of your man
he will most likely stick around for a little bit longer.

i can't believe i just wrote this post.....

what is YOUR most embarrassing moment.
please don't make me feel alone in this.


Samantha baney said...

haha! ugh, i've done that before. sometimes it's just uncontrollable. sigghhh... i feel your pain, girl.

Mo (New on U) said...

The first one in front of a significant other is just the WORST! He musta really liked you or something ;)

Regine Karpel said...

Too many to name!
Happy weekend!

Elizabeth said...

I'm not sure how I've managed this, but in the 6 years I've been with my husband, it's never happened! I'm not entirely sure how. Or maybe I'm just not as sneaky as I think I am. Of course, now that I say that out loud, it's going to...


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